“Why choose the hottest day of the year thus far to go cutting the grass?
Your natural garden was providing a welcome relief from the sun.
And have you considered the haven you afford for wild flowers?
There is a ‘Life on Tiree’ for us too.”

“It’s bad enough the neighbours cutting the grass.
We thought you understood.”

Life on Tiree says,
“Go Freddy go!
Hop it!”